The Best Movies of 2000
1. Boiler Room - (Jimmy...I mean Giovanni Ribisi learns to game the system and screw over the little guy)
2. Almost Famous - (Almost Hea)
3. Cast Away - (Tom Hanks looks into the camera in the end and goes Ahhh. Should I find that hot red head that just drove by or stand in this intersection till I get run over by a Mac Truck?)
4. U-571 - (Bill Paxton sinks as Bon Jovi and Matthew McConaughey rise)
5. Frequency - (Jesus DXes his Dad in the past and remembers the time his dad threw him up into some helicopter blades)
6. Final Destination - (Final Shing of Death)
7. American Psycho - (Christian Bale shings to classic 80s pop music)
8. Meet the Parents - (The Focker Rises)
9. Pay it Forward - (Kevin Spacy gets all musty with Helen Hunt while Haley Joel Osment see's dead people)
10. Shanghi Noon - (A romping fun time with Jackie Chan and Own Wilson in the old west
A bunch of rich fucks are here to Make American Great Again...or are they?
Best Docs:
1. Napoleon - (I five stared that Sheeat)
2. The Endurance - (Shackelton gets stuck in ice and braves the elements so you can watch at home in the cozy warm heat)
3. Nova -Hitler's Lost Sub - (Engrossing story of the finding of the mystery sub off New Jersey (read the book Shadow Divers-fucking excellent book))
4. Founding Fathers - (Roll in their graves to think Trump could be president)
TV:
1. South Park - Season 4
2. Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 1(Watched after the fact but one of the funniest shows on TV in this century)
2. (Tie) ER - Season 7
3. Family Guy - Season 2
4. Survivor - (Uuuaaaaahhhh)
Ok now for the WORST of 2000
1. Unbreakable - (M. Night Shamalan's bore fest is a sign of things to come)
2. Finding Forester - (Sean Connery plays sweaty nutsac with a little boy)
3. Traffic - (Soderberg gets boring)
4. Miss Congeniality - (Don't remember this one. Must sock)
5. Gone in 60 Seconds - (The movie is gone from your memory in 60 seconds)
6. Big Mama's House - (Bring back Eddie Murphy in the Fat Suit)
7. The Perfect Storm - (Dirk Diggler floats in the sea)
8. Charlies Angels - (Good god, poor Bill Murry had to deal with that?)
9. Proof of Life - (True Story - Took the girl from my college geology lab class to see this movie and she said I had bad taste in movies. Took her to the frat Christmas party and had a blast (especially after hea)...then she wouldn't return my calls after that. Turns out she had a boyfriend or this movie sucked so bad she didn't want to date me any more.)
10. Momento - (It's filmed backwards so you can be bored in reverse)