Best of 2011
1. Cedar Rapids - (Every guys dream of going to a Conference)
2. Goon - (Hockey Movies Meet Movies about Fungalblasts)
3. Limitless - (Asks the question, what if you were smarter than George W. Bush?)
4. X-Men First Class - (C-Men, Sperm Class)
5. Source Code - (Source Chode)
6. Mission Impossible -Ghost Protocol - (Mission Possible - Ghost Oates Call)
7. You're Next - (Finally a Horror movie with a smart protagonist)
7. (Tie) The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
8. The Raid, Redemption - (Ultimate Video Game movie)
9. Margin Call - (Who would of thought the Financial Crash of 2009 was not boring)
10. The Descendants - (George Clooney Farts in Hawaii)
10 (Tie) Take Me Home Tonight - (Remembering the 80s parties I was too young to attend)
Watch the boobs please.
Special Documentaries
1. Bully - (Beat the Mantha)
2. Patriocracy - (Conjunction Function Disfunction Congress)
3. Revenge of the Electric Car - (Revenge of the Methane Powered Automobile)
4. Corman's World - (A view into the life of a perverted master)
5. George Harrison - Living in a Material World (Hea)
Now best of TV. 2011 saw a resurgence in new shows like Game of Thrones and Shameless that were there to give Breaking Bad a run for it's money. They wont peak until later but a new dawn of TV has begun.
1. Breaking Bad - Season 4 (Better Call Ball)
2. Game of Thrones - Season 1 (Wiener Wiener Wiener Wiener)
2.(Tie) Parenthood - Season 2
3. Shameless - Season 1 (Bound for greatness)
4. Californiacation - Season 4
5. Big Love - Season 5 (The end of a good series)
4. (Tie) Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 (Larry gets divorced)
4. (Tie) South Park - Season 15
5. The Killing - Season 1 (Oh Snap)
6. Black Mirror - Season 1 (Pigs better watch out)
7. How the States Got Their Shapes - Season 1
8. Family Guy - Season 10 (The last time I watched every episode of every season)
9. Grimm - Season 1 (Someones face turns into a dorky CGI animal, someone gets killed, Grimm and Blubloob guy are on the case)
And now....WORST of 2011
1. Sleeping Beauty - (Boring movie of Old Sweaty Ball Sacs and Oates)
2. Shame - (Who would of thought a movie about a guy who likes to oates would be so boring with some hea)
3. Meek's Cutoff - (A movie about how people on the Oregon Trail mumbled and talked incoherently. Also about how filming at night on the Oregon trail translates to blackness during night shots)
4. Rampart - (Ramfart - Woody Harrelson is a pissed off cop because he is in a boring movie)
5. The Iron Lady - (The Iron Wah Lady)
6. The Double - (Richard Gerehead's fuzzy hair tickles Topher Grace's hea!)
7. Transformers - Dark Side of the Moon - (Transballers - Dark Side of Bad Film Making)
8. Hall Pass - (Remember when the Farley Brothers were funny?)
9. Red State- (Kevin Smith takes on Christian Evangelicals and gets farted on)
10. The Artist - (Sure it won best picture, but I can't remember anything about this movie except is was in black and white and it had some french guy in it)