It's that time of the year again. The Oscar's are coming up and by now you should have seen every movie released last year (2006) in the theaters so you can be like the MPAA or the Academy and deny good films their due. Actually, at UBSTUdios.com we don't do that. We recognize good films for what they are, nudity and all. So it's time to submit you list under this post. Here are my best and worst of the year.
These are subject to change if I see other 2006 movies that either blow me away or suck the big one.
BEST OF 2006......
1. The Departed (Tie)
1. Children of Men (Tie)
2. Little Miss Sunshine
3. Casino Royal
4. Pan's Labyrinth
5. Borat
6. Apocalypto
7. United 93
8. The Pursuit of Happyness
9. The Last King of Scotland
10. Blood Diamond
11. Snakes on a Plane
12. The Descent
13. Mission Impossible 3
14. Final Destination 3
15. A Night at the Museum
16. The Wind That Shakes The Barley
Overall, this was an average year with a few good movies shining through. I made my list with 1 being the best and 15 about a good average movie. Now onto best Documentaries I have seen last year.
1. An Inconvienent Truth
2. This Film is Not Yet Rated
3. Walmart, The High Cost of Low Prices
And Now it comes to the fun part where I pick the stinkers of the year with the name they should of been called. The number 1 represents the worst while 15 represents subpar.
1. Abomidable - (Abomidabledidablediable)
2. Silent Hill - (Silent Theater)
3. Poseiden - (The Anti-Titanic)
4. R.V. - (Rejected Vomit)
5. The Breakup - (The F@$kup)
6. Failure to Launch - (Failure to Fart)
7. The Devil Wear's Prada - (The Devil looks like Meryl Streep)
8. V for Vendetta - (V for Vaggeta)
9. Talledega Nights - (Southern Fried Red Neck Chicken)
10. Inside Man - (That was the major Twist?)
11. The Da Vinci Code - (The Duh Vinci Chode)
12. Firewall - (Fire on my Balls)
13. Hollywoodland - (Hollyboring)
14. Superman Returns - (Why?)
15. X-Men - The Last Stand - (Hopefully the Last Stand)
Well there you have it. The most complete list of movies that suck or rock that I can think of this year. There might have been a fiew that I forgot about (The worst category) but there was probably a reason for that. Anyway, I look forward to seeing your best and worsts.
Best and Worst of 2006!!!
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Best and Worst of 2006!!!
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Now its my turn, thats it, five minutes alone...come on.
Whats a matter Emilio, fraid I'll make stink? Bom bom Bom BOM!
Here is my best of 06 and worst of 06
BEST
1. The Defarted
2. Children of Manthas
3. Apokapoopoo
4. Borat (tie)
4. Casino Royale (tie)
5. United 93 came out last year (tie)
5. Night at the Museum (tie)
6. Butt Pirates of the Carribean - Dead Mantha's Crotch
7. Faggy Destination 3
8. Stuboy's On A Plane
9. Milo Impossible 3
10. Little Miss Manthashine
My fav documentaries?
1. This Divided State (This Mormon State)
2. This Film is Not Yet Rated (This Film Industry Blows Goats)
2. Shut Up and Sing (Shut Up and Vote for a Democrat) tie
3. Who Killed The Electric Car? (Who Killed Clean Air)
4. Why We Fight (Why We're Stu)
5. An Inconvenient Poop.
The WORST of 06 u say?
(number 1 is the worst, 14 is only slightly better)
1. Date Movie (DUMBEST MOVIE EVA)
2. 16 Blocks (16 Annoying Black Guys)
3. Firewall (Fireballwarz)
4. Lucky Number Slevin (Lucky Number Who Gives a SHIT)
5. Stay Alive (Stay The FK Away)
5. The Da Vinci Code (The Too Wordy Movie) - tied with Stay Alive.
6. Inside Man (Inside What?)
7. V for Vendetta (V for Vomit)
8. Posiedon (PosCGIdon)
9. The Matador (The Pleasenomore)
10. R.V. (R. We. STU)
11. Man of the Year (Mantha of the Year)
12. Harry Bottom and The Goblet of Flatch
13. The Illusionist (The Urstusionist)
14. Saw III (Too Bad it Stunk)
This list is still pending further movie viewings of last year's generally crappy output once again from Hollywood.
I'm sure I left out something like stu said, but there ya have it. Now its UR turn.
Whats a matter Emilio, fraid I'll make stink? Bom bom Bom BOM!
Here is my best of 06 and worst of 06
BEST
1. The Defarted
2. Children of Manthas
3. Apokapoopoo
4. Borat (tie)
4. Casino Royale (tie)
5. United 93 came out last year (tie)
5. Night at the Museum (tie)
6. Butt Pirates of the Carribean - Dead Mantha's Crotch
7. Faggy Destination 3
8. Stuboy's On A Plane
9. Milo Impossible 3
10. Little Miss Manthashine
My fav documentaries?
1. This Divided State (This Mormon State)
2. This Film is Not Yet Rated (This Film Industry Blows Goats)
2. Shut Up and Sing (Shut Up and Vote for a Democrat) tie
3. Who Killed The Electric Car? (Who Killed Clean Air)
4. Why We Fight (Why We're Stu)
5. An Inconvenient Poop.
The WORST of 06 u say?
(number 1 is the worst, 14 is only slightly better)
1. Date Movie (DUMBEST MOVIE EVA)
2. 16 Blocks (16 Annoying Black Guys)
3. Firewall (Fireballwarz)
4. Lucky Number Slevin (Lucky Number Who Gives a SHIT)
5. Stay Alive (Stay The FK Away)
5. The Da Vinci Code (The Too Wordy Movie) - tied with Stay Alive.
6. Inside Man (Inside What?)
7. V for Vendetta (V for Vomit)
8. Posiedon (PosCGIdon)
9. The Matador (The Pleasenomore)
10. R.V. (R. We. STU)
11. Man of the Year (Mantha of the Year)
12. Harry Bottom and The Goblet of Flatch
13. The Illusionist (The Urstusionist)
14. Saw III (Too Bad it Stunk)
This list is still pending further movie viewings of last year's generally crappy output once again from Hollywood.
I'm sure I left out something like stu said, but there ya have it. Now its UR turn.
"I won, you losht, get ushed to it shon"
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Best and Worst of 2006 revised
Now that I have seen more of the 2006 movies, here is an updated list of the best and shit movies of last year. Some of the movies on the list before have moved up or down after recent viewings You will notice that Babel has been added to the list and Blood Diamond has moved up the list. It appears 2006 was the year of the Mexican Director with Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth and Babel all being directed by Mexicans.
BEST OF 2006......
1. The Departed (Tie)
1. Children of Men (Tie)
2. Little Miss Sunshine
3. Casino Royal
4. Pan's Labyrinth
5. Babel
6. Borat
7. Apocalypto
8. Blood Diamond
9. United 93
10. The Pursuit of Happyness
11. The Last Kang of Scotland
12. Snakes on a Plane
13. The Descent
14. Mission Impossible 3
15. Final Destination 3
Overall, this was an average year with a few good movies shining through. I made my list with 1 being the best and 15 about a good average movie. Now onto best Documentaries I have seen last year.
1. An Inconvienent Truth
2. Shut Up and Sing
3. Jesus Camp
4. This Film is Not Yet Rated
5. Walmart, The High Cost of Low Prices
Best TV
1. Mythbusters - Season 4 (Science fucking Rules)
1. (Tie) Everest - Beyond the Limit- Season 1 (Ever...Ever..Est...Est)
2. Big Love - Season 1 (Ever wonder what it would be like to have multiple wives?)
2. (Tie) Ghost Hunters - Season 3 (Peak Ghost Hunters)
2. (Tie) Deadliest Catch - Season 2
2. (Tie) ER - Season 13
3. Family Guy - Season 5 (Family Guy Surpasses South Park)
4. South Park - Season 10
5. Man Vs Wild - Season 1 (Bear Grylls is a bad ass before we found out most of the stuff he does is faked)
And Now it comes to the fun part where I pick the stinkers of the year with the name they should of been called. The number 1 represents the worst while 15 represents subpar.
1. Abomidable - (Abomidabledidablediable)
2. Silent Hill - (Silent Theater)
3. Poseiden - (The Anti-Titanic)
4. R.V. - (Rejected Vomit)
5. The Breakup - (The F@$kup)
6. Man of the Year - (Man this Movie Sucks)
7. Failure to Launch - (Failure to Fart)
8. The Devil Wear's Prada - (The Devil looks like Meryl Streep)
9. V for Vendetta - (V for Vaggeta)
10. Talledega Nights - (Southern Fried Red Neck Chicken)
11. Inside Man - (That was the major Twist?)
12. The Da Vinci Code - (The Duh Vinci Chode)
13. Firewall - (Fire on my Balls)
14. Hollywoodland - (Hollyboring)
15. Superman Returns - (Why?)
16. Saw 3 - (Enough Already)
BEST OF 2006......
1. The Departed (Tie)
1. Children of Men (Tie)
2. Little Miss Sunshine
3. Casino Royal
4. Pan's Labyrinth
5. Babel
6. Borat
7. Apocalypto
8. Blood Diamond
9. United 93
10. The Pursuit of Happyness
11. The Last Kang of Scotland
12. Snakes on a Plane
13. The Descent
14. Mission Impossible 3
15. Final Destination 3
Overall, this was an average year with a few good movies shining through. I made my list with 1 being the best and 15 about a good average movie. Now onto best Documentaries I have seen last year.
1. An Inconvienent Truth
2. Shut Up and Sing
3. Jesus Camp
4. This Film is Not Yet Rated
5. Walmart, The High Cost of Low Prices
Best TV
1. Mythbusters - Season 4 (Science fucking Rules)
1. (Tie) Everest - Beyond the Limit- Season 1 (Ever...Ever..Est...Est)
2. Big Love - Season 1 (Ever wonder what it would be like to have multiple wives?)
2. (Tie) Ghost Hunters - Season 3 (Peak Ghost Hunters)
2. (Tie) Deadliest Catch - Season 2
2. (Tie) ER - Season 13
3. Family Guy - Season 5 (Family Guy Surpasses South Park)
4. South Park - Season 10
5. Man Vs Wild - Season 1 (Bear Grylls is a bad ass before we found out most of the stuff he does is faked)
And Now it comes to the fun part where I pick the stinkers of the year with the name they should of been called. The number 1 represents the worst while 15 represents subpar.
1. Abomidable - (Abomidabledidablediable)
2. Silent Hill - (Silent Theater)
3. Poseiden - (The Anti-Titanic)
4. R.V. - (Rejected Vomit)
5. The Breakup - (The F@$kup)
6. Man of the Year - (Man this Movie Sucks)
7. Failure to Launch - (Failure to Fart)
8. The Devil Wear's Prada - (The Devil looks like Meryl Streep)
9. V for Vendetta - (V for Vaggeta)
10. Talledega Nights - (Southern Fried Red Neck Chicken)
11. Inside Man - (That was the major Twist?)
12. The Da Vinci Code - (The Duh Vinci Chode)
13. Firewall - (Fire on my Balls)
14. Hollywoodland - (Hollyboring)
15. Superman Returns - (Why?)
16. Saw 3 - (Enough Already)
Harry: " Whoa, Jesus, Check out the butt on that one."
Lloyd: "He must work out."
Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd: "He must work out."
Dumb and Dumber