Spoilers below, see this movie before reading ahead if you want. SCROLL DOWN QUICKLY TO THE REVIEW IF YOU DON'T WANT THE FILM SPOILED)
You and your friends are at this pre highschool graduation party at the EFlatch Gardens theme park and you are head of the yearbook crew and your job is to take kang pictures of people being stu. Anyway, you have doubts about getting on the rollercoaster with the talking turtlesatan because you feel scared. However, you have 3 other stu friends who are pushing you to go on and you do.
If you've seen the first two Final Destination movies you know what is coming for you, but you still get on the damn ride and say what the hell. On the way you snap these pictures with your Panasonic camera while some pervert is taking video of two bimbos and whom ultimately causes the crash you are about to go through. So you get off, good. But you will die, or will you.
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Okay, can't see the story above? Good.
FD3 turned out to be just as good as the second film but could not reach the impact and the ability to act like the first movie did.
If you've seen the previews, you can guess how some of the poor souls die but I'm telling you right now to not rely on the preview, see the movie for yourself and then judge.
Anyway, this movie never reaches the greatness the first movie did in building the impending doom suspense, particularly at the beginning. I found myself dissapointed with the whole crash and how stus die, it was honestly nothing spectacular, and also had really nothing to do with how they die eventually. Wait, the black guy does go wooo sheeit and he dies the same way I guess, oh well he's a fungal anyways.
The film is a bit slower paced than the previous two, but this is done in kind of good nature. Its mainly so that the characters spend more time trying to prevent the inevitable, rather than just sit back and let it happen.
This is what makes this movie different from it's predecessors. Death has become a master(bater) at his/her/it's design and things are worked down right to the minute. There is little predictability, if you aren't paying attention. There is quite a bit of foreshadowing if you are paying attention and catch it however. This is an element all three films had, but its right in your face in FD3, again if you notice.
While some of the scenes of dialogue contained some of the lousyest acting I have seen this year to date, I still found this movie to be highly entertaining, and if you are into gore and violent gruesome mantha beating deaths, you will like this film too. Or if you are just a fan of the first two, this is a must see.
3 stars out of 4, not as bad as you'd think. Viewed and almost late for at the Century 16 in S. Salt Lake.
Also the weather was shitty today and some rich asshole in a Ford GT thought he'd show his muscle car off and ended up almost getting in a wreck right in front of me, what a dumbass.
"I fart in your general direction, prepare to die you stupid hessians"
"Oh crap here comes the decapiatator part"
"Wow, that guy just got shinged"
