"At least Auburn and Cal don't have to play the mighty football powerhouse that is Wyoming."
"But not many people will watch the UCLA-Wyoming Las Vegas Bowl.
There's a reason why Wyoming is the state with the lowest population, even lower than Alaska.
It's Wyoming."
"The only thing the state of Wyoming has going for it is a couple of nice national parks. After that, well, they have ... this is hard ... well, a lot of open space. And you never have to worry about looking foolish in public because there is no public. "
....And so on and so fourth.
Now consider who posted it:

The original article can be found here
http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/news/art ... p?ID=31279
I like this one:
"Those of you in the "cities" of Cheyenne, Cody, Casper or Laramie can e-mail Quinonez at gquinonez@media.ucla.edu, if you know how to use that thing called a computer."
I suggest you spammers get to work, theres a free address for you.