Stuboy's Best and Worst of 2017 (so far)

[TheStuboy]

Well it's already 2018, and this Sunday the Oscars will probably have a screw up again despite working to fix it last year. We remember. So without further ado, here's the best and worst of 2017 that I've seen so far. This list may change, it may not.

1) Wind River (Wind Renner)
1) (Tie) Coco (No NO!)
2) Logan (Old Balls)
2 (Tie) Patriot's Day (Buttriot's Day) - Rotten Tomatoes says Buttriot's Day was released in 2017.
3) Wonder Woman (The Fart Power Avenger)
3) Dunkirk (tie)
4) Star Wars Episode VIII (The Last Hoverbutt)
5) Jumanji: Welcome To the Jungle (Where You Are Endangered Species)
6) I, Tonya (I Guilty)
7) Lady Bird (Lady Balls)
Honorable mention: Mudbound (Sheeitbound) - Expect this to win either best cinematography or best supporting actress.

Worst of 2017
1) Saban's Power Rangers (Babeon's Dingleberry Blasters)
1) (Tie) Wish Upon (Shit Upon)
2) Rough Night (Really Not Worth It)
3) Get Out (Don't Buy The Hype)
4) The Shape of Water (The Shape of Fish Wiener)
5) Roman J. Israel Esq. (Denzen MF Washington's Worst)

Other films from 2017 seen at some point:
Triple Frontier (Netflix) - Too Easy Frontier

Best of 2017 TV
1) Better Call Saul (Season 3) - Better Call Ball
1) 13 Reasons Why (13 Reasons Why Society Sucks Balls) (tie)
2) Mind Hunter (season 1) (tie)
2) Shameless (season 7)
2 (tie) Stranger Things (Season 2) - Stuff-n-Thangs
3) Walking Dead Season 7 (first and last episodes are the only ones you need)

Watched or finished in 2017
1) Breaking Bad (The Best Television Show Ever)
2) Better Call Saul (Better Call Mike)
3) Prison Break (Previoushly on Shalty Tarth)


"Why the fuck are you flanking me". - Seriously one of the most intense moments in cinema history.


Pixar can not lose.


Seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen.


Negan: All your stuff and thangs belongs to me. Whistle Whistle!!
Rick:.... shit...

[Kaing of Kaings]

Here's my take so far. Overall an average year with a couple of greats.

1. Coco
2. I, Tonya
2. (Tie). Wind River
3. The Big Sick
4. Hostiles
5. I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore
6. The Wall
7. It
8. Dunkirk
8. (Tie.) Only the Brave
9. Guardians of the Galaxy 2
9. (Tie) Thor Fragelrok
10. Mother!

Here are some runner ups that may or maynot make it to the final list when I get done seeing all the films of 2017; American Made, Colossal, Baby Driver, Despicable Me 3, The Exception, Get Out, Jungle, Jumanji-Welcome to the Jungle, Kong-SKULL Island, Lady Bird, Lego Ninjago Movie, Logan Lucky, Mudbound, The Shape of Water, Stronger, 3 Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri, War for the Planet of the Apes and Star Wars Episode VIII - The Last Flatchi.

Best Docs so far with a 5 star Ken Burns Doc
1. Ken Burns Vietnam War*
2. Wild Wild Country (2018 but putting it on here as a placeholder)

Best TV So Far

1. Game of Thrones-Season 7
2. Better Call Saul - Season 3
3. Stranger Things - Season 2
3. (Tie) Shameless - Season 8
3. (Tie) Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 9
4. Black Mirror-Season 4
4. (Tie) Fargo - Season 3
5. Ozark - Season 1
6. Mindhunter - Season 1
7. The Deuce - Season 1
7. (Tie) Genius - Season 1
8. 13 Reasons Why - Season 1
9. House of Cards - Season 5

So far no 2 star movies so maybe I won't have a worst of list this year. Either that or I will have to check the 3 star movies.