All time greatest lines in films (not afi or whatever)

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All time greatest lines in films (not afi or whatever)

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I think this one tops my list:

"You like socca, its a fuckin' great sport" - Some British guy - Cliffhanger
or
"You know what real love is Crystal? Sacrifice... pheeeeuuu" - John Lithgow - Cliffhanger
or
"I said quietly" - Rex Linn - Cliffhanger

And then you have

"Say, thats a nice bike...shleaaah" - Robert Patrick - Terminator 2.

Think of any more? I want this thread to be ongoing. These don't have to be obvious lines from films, they can be funny too. Post them in the style you see above.

You can post one line or however many you want, just as long as this thread stays alive.
"I won, you losht, get ushed to it shon"
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"Hey, turn that back on, hey asshole what do I look like to you - a sitting duck ahleahahaaah" - Robert Patrick and a swat team guy - Diehard 2.
"I won, you losht, get ushed to it shon"
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"You just remember this fella or you'll...Oh shut the fuck up keaahhhh!" J.T. Walsh and Kurt Russel as J.T. gets kicked in the face in the movie "Breakdown."
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Splooge - the one Liners

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Dennis Hopper to Keanu Reeves and Jeff Daniels.

"Alright smart ass, you and your partners about to be blow to bits. I dont think they can find all of you.. What do you do? What do you DO?" Denis Hopper

Daniels: "Shoot the hostage"

Keanu: "Bang (with a gun)"

Daniels "You Fuck"



"Im smarter than you. Im smarter..aah. aaahhhhhh."

Hoppers head goes flying

"Oh, yea. Well i'm taller" Keanu.
Harry: " Whoa, Jesus, Check out the butt on that one."

Lloyd: "He must work out."

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"What about the rest of us! What about the rest of us! I can't stayeee! Shut UP!"

Some stu lady on the bus in Speed.
"I won, you losht, get ushed to it shon"
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Heath Ledger: Im not a Child!
Mel Gibson: Your My Child!!!

Probably the most famous movie qoute ever, that and

Just when i think you cant do anything dumber, you do something like this, and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Also:

Meet me at club unce at midnight

classic line spoken by Leeroy Turtlehead in Stu Supremecy
Oh Leeroy what a knockout!
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"I'm in charge here now so shutthefyrsbuiyt" Gene Hackman - Crimson Tide
"I won, you losht, get ushed to it shon"
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Radio Flyer

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Elijah Wood: Are you real?

Buffalo: Sure, Touch my Balls.

Radio Flyer
Harry: " Whoa, Jesus, Check out the butt on that one."

Lloyd: "He must work out."

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Die Hard Quotes

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"Yippie Kay Eh Mother Fucker"

"Son of a...he's got a GUNNNN."

"Have no illusions. WE ARE IN CHARGE."

All from Die Hards
Harry: " Whoa, Jesus, Check out the butt on that one."

Lloyd: "He must work out."

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Armahessian

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Sgt. Hess: "Um your going to have to turn back. There are dead bodies everywhere its a mess....

Dirk: laughing...

Abra: "Stop Laughing"

Sgt. Hess: "Um your going to have to turn back. There was a plane crash There are dead bodies everywhere...............

Dirk: laughing...

Abra: "damnit stop laughing"

Sgt. Hess: "Um your going to have to........laughing..........

laughing.............

laughing.......................

Dirk: "Come on man...come on you want to go come on fucker..."

Abra: "Come on Dirk, lets go."

Sgt. Hess: " Watch your mouth boy."
Harry: " Whoa, Jesus, Check out the butt on that one."

Lloyd: "He must work out."

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