Best (and Worst) Movies of 2013

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Best (and Worst) Movies of 2013

Postby Kaing of Kaings » October 24th, 2014, 7:16 pm

Wow. Amazing what you can do with free time at the Wah's house. Time to finish off the best of an worst of lists for movies with the most recent movies I have seen. Most of the 2013 movies are still fresh in my head and I have seen I think most of the best pics for Oscars except Philomena which is on the Jag's Netflix queue. So here we go with the latest and greatest. 2013 was a decent year so lets see what the best had to offer.

Best of 2013

1. Captain Philips - (Look at me. I am the Kaing Now)
2. Nebraska - (Ode to a Neat State)
3. The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug - (The Bobbit -The Desolation of Slaong)
4. Gravity - (George Clooney and Sandra Bullock experience suction)
5. Prisoners - (Hea Help MEEEEEE)
6. Lone Survivor - (Badasses vs Art Malik lookalikes)
7. (Tie) The Spectacular Now - (The Spectacular Jag)
7. (Tie) About Time - (If I could Travel Back in time and Oates again)
8. Elysium - (Maaaattt Daamonn vs Jodie Foster vs Sharto Copley vs the US Healthcare System vs Obamacare vs Dick Cheney vs...)
9. (Tie) Blue Ruin - (Zach Galafinakis look alike strikes out for revenge)
9. (Tie) All is Lost - (Leatherface vs the Sea)
10. The Call - (This is what happens when Little Miss Sunshine is Kidnapped)

Look at me...I'm the Captain STFU!

Best Documentaries (It was a solid year by the way)

1. Drew: The Man Behind the Posters - (A must for any fan of Movie Poster)
2. Blackfish - (As if I needed another reason not to go to Seaworld)
3. Bridegroom - (Hea and Sad Hea)
4. Casting By - (Best casting of film butts)
5. The Square - (Art Malik in Tahrir Square)

Worst Movies of 2013 (short because when you have an Own, you don't see as many shitty movies)

1. Anchorman 2 - (Unbelievably Dumb and Not Funny)
2. Safe Haven - (Hot chick shows up in beach town and gets saved by hunk, no nudity or oates)
3. Movie 43 - (Knew it sucked going into it and met expectations)
3. The Numbers Station - (Rip off of UBSTUdios movie Radio. John Q. Sac and some woman DX a scary station that tells them they are stu and acting in a pass gas movie with a pass gas plot.)

*On a side note, 2013 was the year TV blossomed for me with the marathon of watching all Breaking Bad. That show is damn good and seriously the best TV drama series I have seen. Not to mention House of Cards, Masters of Sex and Shameless got real good and Game of Thrones is becoming 2014's it TV show. Hea.
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