1. Coco* - (Remember Pussss, Even though she is a Puss)
2. (Tie) I' Tonya - (White Trash on Ice has never been more entertaining and yes, it does humanize Tonya)
2. (Tie). Wind River - (Get Blown Away in a Trailer)
3. The Big Sick - (Mousey Girl has to Take a Poop during a date)
4. Hostiles - (Christian Bale faces off against the whole wild west and comes out more stoic than ever)
5. I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore - (Frodo and a pissed off woman take on the world)
6. The Wall - (Doug Liman's frustrating sniper show)
7. It - (Protect your balls from Pennywise)
8. Dunkirk - (Christopher Nolan blows up real ships while Tom Hardy endlessly glides his fighter plan in circles around Dunkirk)
8. (Tie.) Only the Brave - (Thanos faces the fire)
8. (Tie) American Made - (Doug LIman's not so frustrating Tom Cruise Cocaine show)
8. (Tie) Lean on Pete - (Great movie. Kid has to journey from Oregon to Wyoming with a horse. Charlie Plummer is a rising star)
9. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - (Michael Rookers Blue Balls strike again)
9. (Tie) Thor Fragelrok - (The best Thor movie by far)
10. Mother! - (A fucked up acid trip inside a house)
11. Last Flag Flying - (Steve Carell, Lawrence Fishborne and Walter White get old balls)
Remember Boy....even though boy passed away remember Boyyyy.
Here are some of the runner ups for the year. All the Money in the World, Ballwars in Cell Block 99, Colossal, Baby Driver, Despicable Me 3, The Disaster Artist, The Exception, Get Out, Jungle, Jumanji-Welcome to the Jungle, Kong-SKULL Island, Lady Bird, Lego Ninjago Movie, Logan Lucky, Mudbound, The Shape of Water, Stronger, 3 Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri, War for the Planet of the Apes and Star Wars Episode VIII - The Last Flatchi.
Best Docs with a 5 star Ken Burns Doc
1. Ken Burns Vietnam War*
2. An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power (Pooer to the People)
3. Five Came Back
4. The Final Year - (Obama's Final Year. A sobering picture of how a man's (Obama) legacy will be destroyed by a moron (Trump))
5. Lady Gaga, Five Foot Two - (Gaga sweats her ass off at the Stuperbowel)
Best TV
1. Game of Thrones-Season 7
2. Better Call Saul - Season 3
3. Stranger Things - Season 2
3. (Tie) Shameless - Season 8
3. (Tie) Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 9
3. (Tie) Big Little Lies - Season 1
4. Get Shorty - Season 1
4. (Tie) This is Us - Season 2
5. Black Mirror-Season 4
5. (Tie) Sneaky Pete - Season 1
5. (Tie) Fargo - Season 3
5. (Tie) Master of None - Season 2
6. Dave Chappelle: Equanimity & the Bird and Dave Chappelle
6. (Tie)Ozark - Season 1
7. Mindhunter - Season 1
7. Continent 7 - Antarctica
7. (Tie) The 90s
7. (Tie) Rick and Morty - Season 3
8. South Park - Season 21
8. (Tie) Family Guy - Season 16
8. (tie) The Crown - Season 2
9. The Deuce - Season 1
9. (Tie) Origins - Season 1
9. (Tie) Genius - Season 1
10. 13 Reasons Why - Season 1
11. House of Cards - Season 5
Ok, now into the suck because you can't have the light without the dark right? Anyway, only saw a couple of what I think are stinkers.
1. Baywatch - (Not even Zac Efron and The Rocks ball sacs can save this smelly turd. Even the bouncing boobs don't save this. Couldn't even finish it)
2. It Comes At Night - (Something boring comes at night and makes people act really dumb.)
3. Downsizing - (Maaatttt Daammon gets his balls shrunk in this mess of a movie. Great concept, poorly executed)
4. Bill Nye Saves The World - Season 1(TV) - (One of my Childhood Heroes makes a terrible awkward TV show and interrupts his panel and embarrasses himself and his guests)
5. One Cut of the Dead - (One take zombie movie at beginning is interesting but the acting and cadence is off and it gets old after awhile)
6. The Neighbor - ( William Fictchner spies on hot neighbor and smells his own farts.)