*=5 star movies
Best of 1983
1. Star Wars - The Return of the Jedi* - (Stu Wars - The Return of the Fuzzy Ewoks Flatch)
1. (Tie) National Lampoons - Vacation* - (National Poons -This is Crazy...This is Crazy....)
2. A Christmas Story* - (It's only been on TV a billion times but still watchable)
3. War Games - (Mathew Broderick Blows up the World playing Nuclear Fungal Blast)
4. The Outsiders - (Read the book in Jr. High...Watched the movie...loved it)
5. Mr Mom - (Michael Keaton Wipes Baby Butts)
6. Never Cry Wolf - (Never Cry Wolffing)
7. Terms of Endearment - (People deal with their shit)
8. Screwballs - (Don't remember this but must of had some good stuff as I four stared it. Maybe nice boobs)
The scene where everyone laughs at C3POs farts.
"This is crazy...this is Crazy"
Worst of 1983
1. Deathstalker - (A cheap rip off of Conan if I remember or Conan ripped this one off.)
2. Strange Brew - (Strange Stu)
3. The Big Chill - (Good Sound Track but only a Wah would like this movie)
4. Jaws 3 - (Bad Special Effects Jaws crashes through a Bad Special Effect Window)