The Best (and Worst) Movies of 1987

[Kaing of Kaings]

1987 was the year we all fell in love with Bigfoot. A Bigfoot named Harry that is. That lovable goof is in one of my favorites of 1987 called Harry and the Hendersons. It was also the year that the Lethal Weapon franchise took off and toilets exploded out of households. Especially Danny Glover's house. It was before he sang the classics so you could understand what he was saying. It was also the year two Hessians in Arizona stole a baby and that the Coen Brothers got their groove. It was Raising Arizona. But the grand daddy of them all, and what has become a Thanksgiving Tradition, the great Planes Trains and Automobiles came out. It truly is a classic and one of the last greats that John Candy, or Steve Martin for that matter, starred in. Lets count them down shall well. And don't forget to Shock the Monkey.
* = Five Stars
Best of 1987:

1. Planes Trains and Automobiles* - (Those aren't pillows!)
1. (Tie) Raising Arizona* - (Eeeeaaaeeoohhheee,,,oooeeeeooooo aahooo)
2. Harry and the Hendersons - (Harry and the Heas)
2. (Tie) Lethal Weapon - (Riiigggs...i'm getting too old for this shit)
3. Innerspace - (Take a Journey inside Martin Short)
4. Project X - (Monkey...Monkeyyyy...monkey...don't you know you're going to...shock the monkey...hey hey)
5. Ernest goes to Camp - (The Best of the Ernest movies)
6. Adventures in Babysitting - (Young Elizabeth Shue....aaaaahhh)
6. (Tie) The Lost Boys - (Never invite a dorky dad into your house...he may be a vampire)
7. Hamburger Hill - (Turd Burgler Hill)
8. Full Metal Jacket - (R Lee. Ermey gets scary on the cadets...especially Gomer Pyle)
9. The Untouchables - (The Touch Thisables)
10.Cry Freedom - (Denzen Play's Steve Biko, Kevin Kline plays some white dude)


"Every time you go...away.....You take a piece of poo...with you"


Another future Owen travels back in time to right FART on the wall.

The Worst of 1987:
1. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn - (Same as Evil Dead 1, Dumb at Dead)
2. Fatal Attraction - (Some Wah gets obsessed with the bulge in Michael Douglas' pants and starts killing people to see the ween)
3. Dirty Dancing - (Dorky Dancing)