Top 1990 Movies
1. Dances with Wolves* - (Tatanka..Buff....)
1. (Tie) Back to the Future: Part III* - (End of my favorite trilogy of all time)
2. Ghost*- (Ohhhh Myyyy Leeeee)
3. The Hunt for the Red October - (Sean Connery dips his sac in the north Atlantic while on a Russian Sub.
4. Goodfellas - (Good Shings)
4. (Tie) Awakenings
5. Die Hard 2: Die Harder - ("Hey, what do I look like to you...A sitting duck...Pffffff)
5. (Tie) Home Alone - (Wet Bandits found dead after invading a Stuboy's home)
6. Tremors - (Keven Bacon gets sucked up underground)
7. Arachnophobia - (Scared of Spiders?)
8. Problem Child - (Problem Own)
9. Misery - (Crazy woman tortures mantha's and James Caan in a cabin in the woods)
10. Lord of the Flies - (Big fake rock falls on the fat kid)
* = Five Star Movies
Dances with Floating Heads
"The name is Shamus Uranus, It's almost as if it had something to do with my future."
Best Docs:
1. Ken Burns: The Civil War* - (Shelby Foote sits by a fire, farts and tells you about the time he waxed poetic with Abe Lincoln and Robert E. Leeeroy while having a fart sniffing contest)
2. American Experience: Nixon - (I am a Crook)
Worst of 1990
1. Joe Vs. The Volcano - (Tom Hanks before he blew up)
2. Kindergarten Cop - (Watching this in the crappy theater next to Girl's Inc, you can see the boom in shots)
3. Predator 2 - (Want some candy? No)
4. Pretty Woman - (Pretty what's the big deal?)
5. Look Who's Talking Too - (Look who's stu kids are talking again)
