The Best (and Worst) Movies of 1991

[Kaing of Kaings]

1991 was the year that my brother and I discovered James Cameron as a director and Arnold Schwarzenegger. The discovery was in the form of his masterpiece Terminator 2-Judgment Day. James Cameron has always seemed to be on the tip of the spear. That movie is one of the more quotable movies Stuboy and I have in our vernacular. It was also the year my favorite live Disney movie of all time came out, White Fang. It's a movie I love so much, I can't wait to watch it with my Own boy someday. Let's count them down.

1. Terminator 2-Judgement Day* - (Terminator Stu-Jughead Day)
1. (Tie) White Fang* - (No...Dog not for sale...Ok How much)
2. City Slickers* - (City Suckers)
3. Hot Shots - (They call me dead meat)
4. The Rocketeer - (Timothy Dalton explodes with fart power)
5. Silence of the Lambs - (Silence of the Buks)
6. Thelma and Louise - (Hea)
7. Toy Soldiers - (Underwear Soldiers)
8. JFK - (Oliver Stones Conspiracy Comes to Life)
9. The Naked Gun 2 and 1/2: The Smell of Fear - (The Naked Bum 2 Cheeks-The Smell of Flatch)
9.(Tie) Hook - (Rufiooooo)
10. Problem Child 2 - (Problem Mantha 2)


"Call to John. Call to John Conner. Stand on John Conner...Stand on Your Stu"


"When animals beat"

Best Docs
1. Ken Burns-Empire of the Air*
2. American Experience: LBJ
3. Hearts of Darkness

Worst of 1991 (last of the short lists)
1. My Private Idaho - (My Private WTF)
2. Nothing but Trouble - (Nothing but Butt)
3. Father of the Bridge (Father of the Hea)