Alright, now to the movie. I have seen the first two C-Men movies and I don't remember much. I was never a big comic book fan of any comic book and the C-men characters were no exception. Just like the other two films, this movie has a bunch of characters whom I don't quite know and whom I never make an emotional connection with. So when they die, im like, ok, next scene please. Some major characters do die in this one and some for reasons we don't quite know. The Beast is Kelsey Grammer whom my woman pointed out but I didn't believe her until the ending credits. The story was kind of stu and there was a lot of stuff going on. There were mutants who were for George W. Bush and there were mutants against GWB. They had to pick sides and a dorky fight ensues kind of like what’s going on in America right now.
So what did I think of the movie? It is a typical X-Men movie where there are a bunch of characters and no one knows exactly what is going on. Overall, I give it about 2.75 stars out of 4 because it was somewhat entertaining. It was especially entertaining when Magneto lifts up the Golden Gate Bridge in SF and drops it on the steps of Leeroy Turtlehead's apartment. My Woman and I were extras on the bridge when they filmed it. You can see us running for our lives from the pass gas acting and shitty computer special effects.
After a hard day of fighting mutants and stupid people at movie theaters; Wolverine felt nothing was more relaxing than lighting a cigar and then lighting his farts on fire.
Which one of them is naked and has body paint on them. Hint: It's not who you think it is."
