Stu Wars
Copyright 2001 DORKY HEAD PRODUCTIONS
Premise
A long long time ago in a galaxy next to this one a
young stu kid, Stuke Stuwalker, (Stuboy) decides to become a Stuboy Knight after
he discovers two disgruntled toilet cleaning droids ,C3BO and R2URSTU, at his
door. Intrigued about these droids stories, Stuke decides to learn the ways of
the Smelly Force and travels to the hut of the old musty hermit B.O. Wan Stunobi
,(Stuber), who used to be a toilet cleaner himself and a Stuboy Knight in his
early years. Stunobi agrees to train Stuwalker but they must first rescue the
beautiful Princess Laiyer (Sinclair) before the Evil Dork Vador (Dorky Dad)
destroys her and the whole Rebel Alliance. They travel to a town on the desert
planet Turpentine and go into a scuzzy bar to look for a pilot. They find Hands
Solow (Turtlehead) and his friend Stewbaca who agree to fly Stuwalker and
Stunobi to the forest moon of Bendover where Dork Vadors newest, most powerful
weapon is being built, the dreaded Dork Star. The Dork Star has enough power to
destroy a small space Dingle berry. Hands fly's his crew to Bendover on his pride
and joy ship, the Millennium Y2K, the slowest ship in the galaxy. Once there,
they befriend a tribe of native Puffwoks and fly spaceships around and blow
stuff up. Dork Vador sends his most powerful warrior, Darth Mau,(Mantha) down
to the moon to capture young Stuwalker and to convert him to Scientology. Stuke
feels the a tremor in the Smelly Force and sends his own warrior Mace Poodoo
(Marmalade) to fight Jaba the Butt who now has power over the shield generator
on Bendover. Along the way, Poodoo meets Mau and a dorky life saber fight
happens. Will Stuke and his fuzzy friends be able to over-throw Dork Vador and
his evil Scientology Empire in time. Will Mantha be beaten. Find out , watch
this movie. Rated PG-13 for stiff intense Mantha Sword fighting scenes, a nude
scene, and a special dorky cameo by Mark Hamil.
Reviews
- I heard Roger Ebert gave it two Cheeks up!!!!!
- Best movie since Ernest Learns how to Wipe
- The theater went dark, the lights went out, and the next thing I knew, I
was buck naked in Return of the Jedi and I was being chased by fuzzy Ewoks.