Justin Skidmarks
Justin Skidmarks Copyright 2002 Wolve's Creek Pictures.
Premise
The long awaited film that was supposed to come out 10 years ago but
went through re-write after re-write and several beheadings before it reached
the screen. The true story follows the life of a boy named Justin Skidmarks who
recieved his last name from a diaper accident when he was a child. This movie is
basically your Forrest Gump kind of movie where Justin gets picked on in grade
school for peeing his pants all the time. In junior high he meets the president
of the united states for playing a good game of Fungal Blast. In high school he
gets recruited for the army and gets sent off to Iraq to fight Sadam and
assasinate Bendito Mussolini. Along the way he meets the love of his life, Denny
and names a crap boat after her. He eventually marries her and has a kid who he
names Halley Joel Osmet who goes to school on a school bus. Through his many
adventures he becomes a mysterious superhero who fights crime at night and works
as a lawn mower man by day. I don't want to give too much away since I already
told you the whole story so I will let you watch the movie. "Rated PG-13" For
gross out humor, a swear word. A blurred out nude scene, and a breif apperance
by George W Bush.
Fast Reviews
- A compelling story about a young man and the adventures of his urinary
tract!!!, George W. Bush
- A joyfilled trillride guaranteed to have you throwing up on the person
next to you!!!!, Ted Stugen
- The Lights went out, the screen lit up, and the next thing I knew, I was
in Boogie Nights and I was playing Dirk Diggler!!! Barbra Hessian Jones