Coming Fall 2024

In the year of our lord, 1321, the Scottish are getting their asses handed to them by Longshanks, who's fearful "ATTACK" words ring throughout Scotland, along with his bad breath.
On his deathbed, the Kaing of Scotland tries to convince Robert the Bruce to give into Longshanks, but William Wallace is in the way. While that fiasco is going on and Mel Gibson is filming Braveheart, the cats of a certain village find themselves in war torn Europe. A Kaing arises after Kaing Milo is burned at the stake following the satching of York. A weary Queen of the Cats - Maddie - must seek to appease this new kaing, unless she too finds herself without a head. Hey, it's medieval times. That's how you spell that, right? So Maddie sends a band of warrior cats who are next in line for the throne (Butters/Lemmiwinks) to meet with the Kaing (Chevy).

A whole ballwarz breaks out and the Queen must find it upon herself to reach the Kaing before all of the cat armies are dead. She finds the Kaing and regails him in 1,000 and one Arabian nights, while singing Sheherazade to him.
Can the Queen save her Scottish cats or is this a total rip off of Braveheart. You decide!

See the film that Rotten Clamatoes rates 78% fresh with an audience score of 0, since it's not out yet.

Fast flatch reviews:

• This is another entry into the Beat series that includes such fine films as Orengate and Malade. Why are all these movies about cats?
• I had a dream I was an old English soldier who tried to kiss William Wallace's girlfriend and found myself in a puffer song. It was scary.
• Seriously? Wilkins Peak made a movie in 2022 but because of the pandumic, it won't come out until 2024?
• We're going to send a trucker convoy to protest this movie because it contains cat nudity that our kids can't be exposed to.

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