Alice in Wonderland - (Alice in Blunderland)

[Kaing of Kaings]

I'm going to keep this review short since I really didn't care for this movie. Maybe if I was a little boy trapped in a girls body or a little girl trapped in a boys body, I could appreciate this stuff. But it surely isn't my cup of tea as the Mad Hatter would say in a hea sort of way. The only thing cool in this was the Cheshire Cat that looked like a super fat Cartmanboy Cat with Blue stripes on gray fur. Other than that, I didn't connect with the story or any of the characters. I kind of wish they would of shown Alice naked when she kept on growing and shrinking out of her clothes but that's beside the point. 2.75 out of 5. Tim Burton hasn't made good film since Big Fish and his trajectory hasn't improved.



We have the Mad Flatcher, The Red Queef and the potentially naked Alice.