R.V. stars Robin Williams (Mrs. Kangfire) , Cheryl Hines (a walking skeleton seen on Turd Your Enthusiasm), Jeff Daniels (best known as Harry Balsak in Splooge) as well as pointless other cast members including the extremely kang looking guy named Will Arnett (who does a lot of TV shows like - Arrested Underwear).
Anyway, imagine you are Robin Williams, and you have a kang family including a daughter who looks like Lindsey Lohan and who acts just as stu. You also have a stuboy who likes to listen to Ultraflatch (Coleflatch's arch rival band). Your wife is a skeleton who has a whiny voice and who is as stu as a rock. Your company, Turtle Beverages is trying to merger with another company called Wilkins Peak Bottling Co, so you desperately have to be at a meeting in Boulder Colorado to say a few words.
The problem is, you and your stu family were supposed to take a vacation to Hawaii, but the meeting date runs right over those plans. What do you do? Shoot the Hostage! No, You rent a POS RV from a Kang guy whose picture is on the side of your new R.UGAY V.
As predictable as skidmarks in my undies, Robin soon screws everything up and cant seem to figure out how to operate his new R.V.
As the family finally sets off, they run into some problems at the gas station, namely high prices because of GWB. They then all have to turtle after eating a hotdog from Jug N' Loaf and the sewer system gets backed up. This happens at an RV camp near Flagstaff AZ. Luckily, a redneck comes along and shows Robin how to cover himself in poowee sludge.
After a quick hose down, Robin and family soon meet the demented hessians that are the Jeff Daniels. They are all hessians who like having a gay time singing flatch songs and staring at Lindsey Lohan's boobs. Jeff and Robin soon become friends but Robin doesn't like that idea so he ditches Jeff out a door and sets off an explosive device. Then Keanu Reeves shows up and Jeff says "Shoot the Hostage!"
The Movie progresses from one kang mishap to the other, and finally cumulates in Rocky Mountain National Park near the Fall River Monument campground.
The R.V. dies because Robin was stu and forgot to do something. You can pretty much tell where the movie goes from here, everybody is happy, and Jeff Daniels finally gets killed when a house blows up. That is R.V.
If you were in your mid 30s and had two stu little kids, this would be your movie. If you are 21 and a fan of actual movies made for you, you might enjoy this very much, if you are kang.
If you aren't kang, like me, you'll still have an OK time and the movie will be something you've seen many times before.
Robin is getting old as is Jeff Daniels constantly saying "Shoot the Hostage"
I did enjoy the references to Speed and Denis Hopper on the TV saying, "I'm smarter than you, I'm smarter ahhh shing." I also enjoyed looking at the Lindsey Lohan look-a-like and Robin's overall stuness. I don't enjoy whinny kids and voices, god people are stu. I also don't enjoy any movie made or manufactured by the Walt Disney Company (thankfully, this movie had very little to do with that POS film company).
So again, if you are a family kang (I am what I am what I am what I am, a family kang) you should russel up the kids and hop in your trailer and head down to the nearest 3$ theater to enjoy R.U.Gay, because if you are a hessian, you can relate to a lot of people in this movie...2.999 stars out of 4.

Woo Sheeit, WOOOO SHEEEIIT, I dropped the script!

Daniels "Finally I get to control the bus in this movie, instead of getting shot and saying shoot the hostage all the time, now all I need is a girl who is hotter and can act better than Sandra Bullock"

You almost have to be a family kang to enjoy a nice game of Flatch with your Ultraflatch loving kid.