Best (and Worst) Movies of 2010

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Best (and Worst) Movies of 2010

Postby Kaing of Kaings » October 24th, 2014, 4:30 pm

Let's face it. It's been a long time since I have posted about movies on this site. Ok it's been a year but that's still a long time. It's time I did some catch up since I am at the Wah's and they always have to work. So with this free time, I bring you the best and worst of 2010 in retrospect. This is actually a worthy thing to let some time pass before coming up with a list of the best and worst films of 2010. I don't remember much from that year offhand but a quick trip to Netflix to review the movie's I have seen will help me generate this list....

...Ok, I'm back from checking the old ratings and have come up with a list that best reflects my modern self's view of these movies. And without further delay, best movies of 2010:

1. Black Swan - (Black Shlong)
2. The Social Network - (In your Facebook movie)
3. Kick Ass - (Not Suck Ass)
4. The Fighter - (The Flatcher)
5. Inception- (Incchheeption as said by Danny Glover)
6. How to Train Your Dragon - (How to Train an Own!)
7. 127 Hours - (127 Hour Haircut at the Photoshop)
8. Toy Story 3 - (Toy Story Hea)
9. Casino Jack - (Casino Jag)
10. Frozen - (Not the Disney version, the one with the stus stuck up on the ski lift and the wolves come to shing and eat...eeaaaah)

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Black...ahahahahaha

Honorable mention for Documentaries I can somewhat remember from 2010
1. The Tillman Story
2. Gas Land - (True story of Stuboy's dorm room in college)
3. Inside Job
4. Cave of Forgotten Dreams - (Werner Herzog farts in a cave)

Onto the best in TV. Breaking Bad is kicking ass and taking names. We are in Grangeville now so no cable news and I don't follow the old shows as much. A new era is about to dawn.

1. Breaking Bad - Season 3 (Magnets Bitch)
2. Parenthood - Season 1 (Another Damn Good show begins)
2.(Tie) The Pacific
3. Family Guy - Season 9
4. South Park - Season 14 (The Poop that took a pee)
5. Big Love - Season 4 (I remember this being the low point of the show)


Now for the down and ugly portion of the reviews. This is the Anthony Salieri celebration of mediocrity portion of the UBSTU movie All Time Top Ten! Worst to not as worst...

1. Hereafter - (Maattt Daamon see's dead people and I can't even make it through the whole movie...it's that boring.)
2. Alice in Wonderland - (Alice in Blunderland)
3. Skyline - (Most flatulent alien abduction movie ever. Passgass acting abounds)
4. Robin Hood- (Another Boring Robin Hood movie)
5. Grown ups- (Adam Sandler and some SNL people sucking)
6. MaGruber- (MaBooger)
7. Expendables - (Sly's Balls get Blown Off in a CGI Fart Fest!)
8. Little Fockers - (Fock this Sheeit)
9. Shrek 3 - (Shrek beats and then eats a dead horse)
10. Leap Year - (Not sure why I didn't like this movie since it has Amy Adams. Maybe too much of a flatulent date movie.)
Harry: " Whoa, Jesus, Check out the butt on that one."

Lloyd: "He must work out."

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