Dah Best Movies and TV shows of 2023

[TheStuboy]

Movies of 2023 unranked:

M3GAN (shut up Meg)
Cocaine Bear
Knock At The Dave Bautista's Melon Head Cabin
No Hard Feelings (No consistent tone)
Indiana Jones and The Dial of CGI Stiffness
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One [Emission Improbable - Dead Guy]
Oppenheimer - Fartintheatermeier
Renfield
The Super Mario Brothers Movie
Champions
Barbie
Elemental
The Little Mermaid
Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse
The Killer
The Holdovers
Society of The Snow
65 - Scary dinosaurs chase after mumbling Adam Driver.
Maestro
Chevballs of the Black Moon (every time I walk across the street I feel the ass blowing in my face.)
Blackberry - Bald Dennis gets pissed owf
Godzilla Minus One
Dumb Money
Happiness for Beginners

Best television shows of 2023:
The Bear (season 2)
Beef [Netflix]
Waco: The Aftermath
The Last of Us (HBO Maux)
9-1-1: Lonestar (Buck Compton gets scary in a bar with Rob Lowe)
9-1-1: Bobby gets arrested for spanking his monkey and Angela Bassett is still pissed owf about losing an Oscar.
1923: (1920 oates)
Naked and Afraid [return of the perverted cameraman]
Dr. Pimple Pooper
Ghost Adventures
Life Below Zero
Kitchen Nightmares
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon
The Fall of The House of Usher
Fargo (season 5)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 16)

Documentaries:
Encounters (Netflix)
Waco: American Apocalypse
MH370: The Plane that Disappeared
Unknown: Cosmic Time Machine
Unknown: Cave of Bones
Unknown: The Lost Pyramid
Unknown: Killer Robots
JFK: One Day In America
Wham!
The Deepest Fart

Worst movies of 2023:
A Man Called Otto [A Man Called Ahguy]
Reptile [Boreile] - an overly long whodunit that gives away the killer near the third act but has no motivation to do so.
Strays - a dumb waste of time.
Poor Things [Boring Oates Things].

Discovered/rewatched shows (older shows that i got into this year)
That 70s Show
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
House of Cards
Futurama