The Best Movies from 1930 to 1979

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The Best Movies from 1930 to 1979

Postby Kaing of Kaings » January 22nd, 2017, 8:07 pm

Yep, this will be the last in the back to the past view of movies I have watched and loved over the years. I decided to do this last one as one big grouping since my per year knowledge and viewership from 1979 back to the beginning of movies isn't strong enough to have one forum post per year. Plus not every year will have a movie that was four or five stared by me. You would probably get tired of reading them anyway. So here we go. The trip down memory lane begins. As always, movies with a * are five star movies. Lets look into our past shall we.

Best of 1930
1. All Quiet on the Western Front - (All Quiet on the Hessian Front)

Best of 1933
1. King Kong - (Kaing Dong)

Best of 1938
1. A Christmas Carol* - (Reginald Owen version with the hea Tiny Tim)

Best of 1939
1. The Wizard of Oz - (Classic staple of the classics)
2. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington - (Jimmy Stewart goes to Washington to kick congressional ass)
3. Gone with the Wind - (Frankly my dear...I don't give a flatch)

Best of 1940
1. Fantasia* - (Classic Disney)

Best of 1941
1. Citizen Kane - (Citizen Kaing)

Best of 1942
1. Bambi - (Drip drip drop little April Showers)
2. Casablanca - (We'll always have Grangeville)

Best of 1946
1. It's a Wonderful Life* - (You want the moon...well I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for your butt to see)
2. The Best Years of Our Lives - (When you come home from WWII, all you want to do is Oates your war buddy’s daughter)

Best of 1950
1. Cinderella - (Wait I don't even know your name!)

Best of 1951
1. A Christmas Carol* - (Alastair Sim version)

Best of 1952
1. Singin’ in the Rain - (Flatching with the Kaing)

Best of 1955
1. Lady and the Tramp - (Lady and the Drop Kick Dogs)

Best of 1957
1. 12 Angry Men - (11 Sweaty and Smelly Men and One Peter Fonda)
2. The Enemy Below - (The Enema Below)

Best of 1959
1. North by Northwest - (See that Booger hanging out of Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore...That's Carey Grant going Heeaaaaa)

Best of 1960
1. Inherit the Wind - (Evolution vs Christian Fundamentalism on an epic scale)
2. The Apartment - (Jack Lemon in his early prime)

Best of 1961
1. West Side Story - (Mariaaa. I just flatched on a girl named Mariaaaa)

Best of 1962
1. To Kill a Mockingbird - (To Kill a Finch?)

Best of 1963
1. The Sword in the Stone - (The Sword in the Shlong)

Best of 1964,
1. Zulu - (Zuuuulluuuu)
2. Goldfinger - (Featuring the original Pussy Galore)

Best of 1965
1. The Sound of Music - (The hills are alive, with the sound of Griswold)
2. Thunderball - (Sean Connery gets his thunderball on as James Bond)

Best of 1966
1. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly - (The Slow, the Dumb and the Stu)

Best of 1969
1. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - (Ball Bassity and the Stuboy Kid)
2. Age of Consent - (Age of Nude Helen Mirren)

Best of 1970
1. The Aristocats - (The Aristopusses)
2. Little Big Man - (Little Big Hea)

Best of 1971
1. Harold and Maud - (Classic movie about live...love...and death)
2. A Clockwork Orange - (A little of the ol' in and out)
3. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - (Willy Wonka and the Stu Spoiled Kids, except for one)
4. The Andromeda Strain - (Scientists gets their pubes burned off so they can do lab experiments)

Best of 1972
1. Deliverance - (You've got a purty mouth)
2. Jeremiah Johnson - (Mountain man of the west)

Best of 1973
1. Jesus Christ Superstar - (Favorite Musical of All Time,(in audio form I should clarify))
2. Robin Hood - (Not the crappy Ridley Scott version, the Disney one)

Best of 1975
1. Jaws* - (The movie that made America afraid to pee in the ocean)
2. One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest - (One Flew over the Stu's Best)

Best of 1976
1. Rocky* - (Giggabutt...do do do...do do)
2. The Pink Panther Strikes Again - (Best in the series)

Best of 1977
1. Close Encounters of the Third Kind* - (Close Encounters of the Oates Kind)
1. (Tie) Star Wars - A New Hope* - (Stu Wars - A New Dope)
2. The Spy Who Loved Me - (The Spy Who Oates Me)

Best of 1978
1. Animal House* - (Don't know much about the flatch I took)
2. The Buddy Holly Story - (Gary Busey playing a good Buddy Holly)

Best of 1979
1. Alien - (In Space No One Can Smell You Fart)
1. (Tie) All Quiet on the Western Front - (Johnny Boy version)
2. Rocky II - (Rocky's Revenge...Apollo Rising)
3. Zulu Dawn - (Zuluuuuu Again)
4. The Warriors - (Come Out and Play Warriors)
5. Kramer vs Kramer - (Kramer vs Krumer vs Koomer)
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