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Red - (Head)

Postby Kaing of Kaings » December 28th, 2010, 11:34 am

This is an old review. We saw this movie in Gville probably a month or so ago, and I have been just to lazy to post a review. I will keep this short and sweet.

Red is Bruce Willis and Co's latest foray into the action/comic book genera. Bruce is ex-CIA along with Morgan Freeman, John MalKovich and Helen Mirren. Along with Bruces new girl friend, the sexy Mary-Louis Parker, they must track down who is out to kill them before they get shinged. Turns out, Richard Dryfuss is just plain evil, or stu.

The movie has its ups and downs. Some of the scenes are neatly staged while others are just plain rediculous. Overall, the movie is enjoyable but ultimately forgettable. The best part is probably Helen Mirren who, for being old, is still a babe. Mary-Louis is hot too. Anyway, Bruce Willis is truley getting too old for this shit. John Malkovich is getting to old for this too. His performance was probably the least enthusicastic. Come to think of it, besides the women in this film, all of the men had sticks up there asses while they were acting. Oh well, 3.3 stars out of 5.


This is the scene where, Willis, Freeman and Malkovich fart torture Mr. Dryfuss to get information out of him. Morgan just sharted himself.


Yes, Mirren is a babe and yes she fires semi-automatic weapons in this film.
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