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The Best and Worse of 2008!

Postby Kaing of Kaings » March 8th, 2009, 10:09 pm

Yes, it's that time again. Time to point out the winners and the losers that Hollybood (Combination of Hollywood and Bollywood) spewed out last year. As always, I put films that were released in 2008 on this list only, even though I saw some in 2009. Anyway, without further a deu or care for that matter here we go.... But wait there's more.

2008 was ok for movies but nothing really special came out that knocked me out. There were some really good films that came out toward the end of the year and two in the summer that stand out. Some of these movies on these lists may have you scratching your head but hey, it's my taste...not yours. And You're My Child...oops sorry that phrase was retired last year with the loss of the great Heath Ledger. Let's be clear now, he made The Dark Knight the movie it is and it would have sucked if someone else tried to do the Joker. But I is the list.

The Best of 2008 (Top 15)

1. Gran Torino - (Grand Roscoe)
2. Milk - (To all you people who voted for Prop 8...Hea to You)
3. Slumdog Millionaire - (SSHHHLUMDIGGITY DOGG)
4. The Dark Knight - (The Dark Spot on Christian Bale's Breifs)
5. Wanted - (Buki for Beat)
6. Iron Man - (He was turned to Steal, in the great magnetic field...)
7. Wall-E - (We're Coming Down To The Ground...AASSSHOOO)
8. Role Models - (McLovin looks like Stuboy in this movie)
9. Recount - (Kevin Spacey Can't Count....Al Gore Loses)
10. Transiberian - (Woody Harellson travels to Siberia to beat Buki)
11. Sex Drive - (Yea it's a teen movie...but it has boobs!)
12. Forgetting Sarah Marshal -(More Shlong than you can shake a stick at)
13. W. - (I'm the Decider and I decide this movie should be on here)
14. Tropic Thunder - (Tropic Blunderballs)
15. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - (Life is like a Box of You never know whats coming at you)

Now for Best Documentaries...

1. Encounters at the End of the World
2. Man on a Wire
3. Religulous
4. Conflict Tiger
5. Ice Mines

Now for the worst of the worst in a particular order

1. 10,000 BC - (10,000 years Before Suck)
2. Be Kind Rewind - (Stupid Stupid Stupid)
3. Semi-Pro - (How many Will Ferrel Sports Movies can the World handle?)
4. Harold and Kumar Escape Guantanamo - (Racist Jokes get old Quick)
5. The Bucket List - (Predictable but Hea)
6. Pineapple Express - (I guess I don't get this Stoner Movie)
7. Definately Maybe - (Kind of stu but not that bad)
8. Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - (Enough George!)
9. Hellboy II - The Golden Army - (Why make 2 when the first is stu)
10. Swing Vote - (Cliche and Predictability)

Ok, here is a new category. One I feel must be thrusted on the world for no good reason but to point out how hype can destroy a movie. This list is covers the most hyped movies of 2008. Movies that could have been better but were destroyed hype or CGI obsessed directors.

1. Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - (George P.U.)
2. Quantum of Solace - (Why have Finding Neverland guy Direct 007?)
3 The Incredible Hulk - (Norton can do better than this green turd)
4. Cloverfield - (Could have been awesome minus Shaky Cam)

As always, this list is subject to change as I see more 2008 movies. Let's hope 2009 can be a little better.
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Postby TheStuboy » March 8th, 2009, 11:11 pm

Okay okay, I'll do it. Do you know what real love is Crystal...yes..sacrifice PEEEEAUUU.

Here is my best and worst of '08, possibly the worst year ever, not as far as film, but as far as everything else. At least Obama is the president now.

In order from best to great, here is the top of 2008.

1) Gran Torino (GranMasta Flatch)
2) Slumdog Millionaire (Stucat Milolade)
3) Milk (Got Milk?)
4) Wall-E (Ball-e Warz)
5) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (The Curious Case of Crotchrot)
6) Iron Man (Iron Balls)
7) Eagle Eye (Tingle Butt)
8 ) W. (Should have been called Asshole)
9) Kung Fu Panda (Kung Pao Chicken)
10) Quantum of Solace (Quantum of Flatulence)
11) Cloverfield (Bendoverfield)
12) Valkyrie (Woah ho hoOOO!)
13) Changeling (Zergling)

Le Worst of 2008 - as if they need to be listed
1) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SUCK
2) Drillbit Taylor (Dumbshit Nailer)
3) Lakeview Terrace (Snakes on a Terrace)
4) Ramblow
5) Yes Man (No Ma'am)
6) Vantage Point (Pantsoff Point)
7) An American Carol (A Waste of Time)
8 ) Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Forget This Movie)
9) Zach and Miri Make a Porno (Why Make This Movie)
10) Four Christmases (Failure)

I didn't see any documentaries this year, sorry.

I agree about CGI being misused. Indiana Jones is the prime example of misuse.

This list may change as well, mainly because 2008 sucked blue balls.
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