After a viewing of the Netflix Rambo III movie, I thought I woudl complete my the trilogy of Ramblos with a Trilogy of a review. Ever ever there was an explosion, Rambo was there. If ever there was a knockout Vietnamese Chick, Rambo was there, If ever there was a sweaty ass, Rambo was definately there.
This has to be one of Rambo's sweatiest movies. After playing a good game of Sweaty Nutsac with a fellow Thailander in a bar fight scene which Hot Shots, Part Deux Paradies, Rambo heads to his monk monestary to wash his sack and build a tire for a crappy carage. He is soon visited by his comander who visits him in every movies. This time, The Taliban in Afghanistan has tanken GWB's Prince Albert ring hostage and the US wants to get it back at all cost. Rambo says "To hell with you lady." and continues to make shitty products for the monks. He is visited again saying that the comander is now caught after he stupidly parks his humvee infront of a Russian Godzilla Helicoptor which proceeds to capture him. Rambo now aggrees to rescue the Prisoner of Azkaban and teach him the ways of the Gospel.
And so, Rambo travels to Afghanistan where he meets a bunch of Osama's who are fighting against the Russian insurgency. Ramblo then decides to rescure his captain and kill as many Russians as possible. There is one supper dorky scene where Rambo's sweaty ass and the captain are faced with the entire Russian Afghanistan army and Rambo stupidly tries to blow everything up only to get stuck in some tank that kills the Godzilla helicoptor.
This movie is all Action and little story. While entertaining, this is not the best of the Rambo movies. Stalone, this time around, has learned how to act with more lines and gives an oscar worthy performance when he tries to disquise himself as a female stripper in a Pakistani gay-guy club. Other than that, if you like explosions and sweaty muscular guys running around shitting their pants, this one is for you. I give it about 2 and a half stars out of 4 cause this is the Worst Nightmare movie ever. HEa.