Final Destination 3- (Final Rollercoaster Tycoon Shing Ride)

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Final Destination 3- (Final Rollercoaster Tycoon Shing Ride)

Postby TheStuboy » February 15th, 2006, 6:54 pm

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Spoilers below, see this movie before reading ahead if you want. SCROLL DOWN QUICKLY TO THE REVIEW IF YOU DON'T WANT THE FILM SPOILED)

You and your friends are at this pre highschool graduation party at the EFlatch Gardens theme park and you are head of the yearbook crew and your job is to take kang pictures of people being stu. Anyway, you have doubts about getting on the rollercoaster with the talking turtlesatan because you feel scared. However, you have 3 other stu friends who are pushing you to go on and you do.

If you've seen the first two Final Destination movies you know what is coming for you, but you still get on the damn ride and say what the hell. On the way you snap these pictures with your Panasonic camera while some pervert is taking video of two bimbos and whom ultimately causes the crash you are about to go through. So you get off, good. But you will die, or will you.

END OF THE STORY ON WITH THE REVIEW< SCROLL DOWN >














Okay, can't see the story above? Good.

FD3 turned out to be just as good as the second film but could not reach the impact and the ability to act like the first movie did.

If you've seen the previews, you can guess how some of the poor souls die but I'm telling you right now to not rely on the preview, see the movie for yourself and then judge.

Anyway, this movie never reaches the greatness the first movie did in building the impending doom suspense, particularly at the beginning. I found myself dissapointed with the whole crash and how stus die, it was honestly nothing spectacular, and also had really nothing to do with how they die eventually. Wait, the black guy does go wooo sheeit and he dies the same way I guess, oh well he's a fungal anyways.

The film is a bit slower paced than the previous two, but this is done in kind of good nature. Its mainly so that the characters spend more time trying to prevent the inevitable, rather than just sit back and let it happen.

This is what makes this movie different from it's predecessors. Death has become a master(bater) at his/her/it's design and things are worked down right to the minute. There is little predictability, if you aren't paying attention. There is quite a bit of foreshadowing if you are paying attention and catch it however. This is an element all three films had, but its right in your face in FD3, again if you notice.

While some of the scenes of dialogue contained some of the lousyest acting I have seen this year to date, I still found this movie to be highly entertaining, and if you are into gore and violent gruesome mantha beating deaths, you will like this film too. Or if you are just a fan of the first two, this is a must see.

3 stars out of 4, not as bad as you'd think. Viewed and almost late for at the Century 16 in S. Salt Lake.

Also the weather was shitty today and some rich asshole in a Ford GT thought he'd show his muscle car off and ended up almost getting in a wreck right in front of me, what a dumbass.


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"I fart in your general direction, prepare to die you stupid hessians"

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"Oh crap here comes the decapiatator part"
"Wow, that guy just got shinged"
"I won, you losht, get ushed to it shon"
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Phaggy Destination 3

Postby Kaing of Kaings » February 20th, 2006, 8:39 pm

Ell, Before seeing the most spectacular fireworks show I have ever seen last night that was put on by AM Pyro (Italians with Fireworks) my woman and I decided to see a movie. It was a long day of walking around London Bridge (Yes it is the actual London Bridge) in Lake Havasu City, AZ, and taking a boat ride to California across the lake to some Indian Casino in which I proceded to lose 10 bucks in less than 10 minutes on their shitty slots....we decided to see a movie.

It was either "When a Stuboy Calls" or "Phaggy Destination 3". After reading Stuboy's review and knowing my general like of the series, I decided on the Phaggier of the two.

First off, I agree with this Stuboy on this movie in it wasn't that bad and was pretty good. The ways these people keep on dying keep on getting worse and worse. I also think it was a little better than the second movie but not as good as the first. I did think the roller coaster shing scene at the beginning was kind of Kang. Especially when it happened and it wasn't the dream which the chick has. Also, as in the scene in the previews, dying in a tanning booth has got to be one of the worst ways to go. I never wanted to use those Kang things in the first place, but now I definitely will never use those.

The acting wasn't that great, especially with the two chicken fried naked chicks. But, like Stu says, it isn't that bad. I will give it 3 out of 4 like Stuboy. My woman thought differently about the movie. She cringed and tried to hide in my chest hair (no that’s not a spelling accident, I do have one chest hair) to avoid seeing the carnage. I thought she was having a good time but she didn't like the movie. She thought there were too many unnecessary deaths but that’s the point of the movie. I respect her view on the movie and next time she gets to chose the movie.

If you challenge death, you will die in a shinging display of kang carnage. If you can’t act, you will also die in a Kang display of carnage. Yea it's hooky, but entertaining. Hea.
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Postby leeroy_t » March 4th, 2006, 11:16 pm

Ell,

I finally saw faggy destination 3 1/4. Like you hesses, I thought the movie was pretty good. Most definetly the worst way to die was the tanning booth, I agree a million percent with Wuss, not that I would have ever used one of those before, I will never use one now. The deaths seem to happen so fast that you dont even really see it as it happens, that would be one complaint I have. Anyways, it was definetly an entertaining movie, I did like how they built up the suspense by showing objects in the rooms where the corpsing was too occur, sometimes it was something you didnt expect to cause the corpsing. There were a few 7-8 year old kids in the theater, I swear parents of this country are fucking idiots, who would take a little kid to see this movie!!! flumdunkasses. Anyways , I give it a 3.141592654 out of 4 stars.
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