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Stuboy's best and bratwurst of 2022... so far.

Postby TheStuboy » February 16th, 2022, 8:44 pm

Movies: (some of these will end up in the worst of category when the final list is organized)
UNSHARTED: Drake's Inception
Turning Red
The Adam Project
The Buttman
Top Gun: Maverdick
The Northballwarzman
Chip N' Dale
Dr. Stu in the Multiverse of Flatchness
Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe
The Gay Gray Man
Every Fart Everywhere All At Once
Prey
Lightyear
The Black Samsung Galaxy S21 phone
Hocus Pocus 2
Beast (Beat)
All Quiet on the Western Front
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
Barbarian
A Christmas Story Christmas
Operation Manthabeat
Butthole Train
Spirited Flatulence
Glass Turnip: A Ballzout Story
The Whale
The Fabelmans
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Fall
Avatard: Way of the Ahger
The Chevballs of Inisherin
Violent Night
My Year of Dicks

Honorable Mentions:

Documentaries
TRAINWRECK: Woodstock '99
The Elephant Whisperers

TV Best of:
1883 - Mayor Wild West, er, Sam Elliot, gets pissed owf in the old west and oates happens for the first time. Oaaateess. I know this show says 2021, but it didn't come out until 2022.
Stranger Things [Season 4]. - Stranger Kaings is back and better than ever. One of the best seasons of the show.
Under the Banner of Heaven - Andrew Garfield tries to remain a good Mormon, while the guy from Yellowstone (and Wind River) has no fucks to give, and the show triggered a ton of people in Utah, bahahahaa!
Better Call Saul [Season 6] - Saul's final episodes are sad but like BB, the show had a satisfying ending.
Ozark [season 4] - Underwhelming ending but still entertaining.
9-1-1: Lonestar [season 3] - pissed owf Rob Lowe hangs with rednecks in Texas during absurd situations.
Naked and Afraid - balls and bewbs in the wild with scary animals watching, and perverted cameramen.
The G Word With Adam Conover
Floor is Lava [seasons 2 and 3]
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butthead
Quantum Leap (2022 reboot) - started off sluggish but its starting to find its footing. Renewed for season 2. Hope they work on it.
The End is Nye [season 1]
The Bear - Lip from Shameless learns to cook and gets pissed owf at his stu cousin.
Cobra Kai season 5 - Terry Silver goes ballzout to recruit senseis to tickle Chozen's sac.
The Watcher [season 1] - Neighbors are Hessian karens.
The Walking Dead (Season 11): tears were shed during the finale
Yellowstone (season 5) - John Dutton becomes governator
1923 - Harrison Ford as a grumpy old man cowboy, with Helen Mirren as a pissed owf old cowgirl.
Life Below Zero (2022 season)

Honorable TV Mentions:

9-1-1 (S5) - The show is putzing along at this point and has devolved from fun incidents to boring drama between the cast.
Hoarder House Flippers

TV worst of:
The Santa Clauses (S1) - Totally unnecessary add-on to the Santa Clause franchise. While it brings back some nostalgic characters, it seems very... unnecessary. Tim Allen isn't funny.
Flatch at Skinwalker Ranch - A dumb documentary type show that takes you to a ranch near Roosevelt, Utah where weird stuff happens that the filmmakers happen to make up.

Worst of:
The Lost City - The movie can't figure out what it wants to be. It tries too hard to be a comedy, and fails to be much of anything.
Whambulance - A lot of chase footage, guns firing, explosions, bad acting, and Murica... not a lot of plot.
Jurassic Turd - Dontmakeanymore
Jerry & Marge Go Large - An old fart and a wah piss owf bad acting College kids while winning tons of money. Who cares.
Smile - Fart. A boring psychological thriller that may have some neat shots but generally doesn't do anything or go anywhere we haven't already been.
Tar - Bore.
Discovered tv shows/movies
-Shot in the Dark (2017) [Netflix] - Nightcrawler, IRL.
-WWII in Color: Road to Victory (2021) [Netflix]
-The Umbrella Academy (2019) [Netflix] - an absurd show featuring a guy with a tiny head.
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