Stuboys best (and worst) of 2021 so far.

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Stuboys best (and worst) of 2021 so far.

Postby TheStuboy » August 31st, 2021, 11:19 pm

Since stu is doing his best of 2021 so far list, I figure I would too.

Here's a list of movies this year up for consideration:
Ghostbusters: Afterlife. - a love letter to the 1984 film that hit the feels pretty hard toward the end. Tears were shed. This is probably going to end up #1 for 2021.
A Quiet Place Part 2 - don't fart in this universe.
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard - Ryan Reynolds gets to see Selma Hayek's bewbs.
Luca - My name is Luca... I live on the 2nd floor.
Nobody - Saul Goodman has had enough.
No Time to Die - Daniel Craig's final outing as a double o. Satisfying and sad.
The Forgotten Battle - A movie that shows how the allies fucked up at Operation Market Garden.

Best TV of 2021

1) Squid Game - A major shingfest that makes Hunger Games look like playing Uno.
1) -tie- Yellowstone Season 4. The premiere has some of the most intense 15 minutes of balls to the wall I've ever seen. People are going to visit the train station this season.
2) Walking Dead Season 11 - Negan and Maggie fart around the Pope, and he doesn't like that. The pope corpses early on so now what. The show needs to end.
3) Wandavision - Elizabeth Olsen plays house with Paul Bettany, while Kat Demmings uses a cheap $30 antenna to dx whats going on.
3) [tie] Tiger Kaing (season 2) - Carol Fuckin Baskins steals the show and nothing new is learned.
4) Loki - The God of Mischief hangs around with Own Wilson to fight other Lokis who are screwing up the world's timeline.

Honorable mentions:
The Ice Road - Bad CGI, but a fun ride along with Liam Neeson as an Ice Chode Trucker. Lots of old man fights.
Those Who Wish Me Dead - Angelina sees fire and ballwarz
8 Bit Christmas - NPH tells a Christmas Story set in the 80s.

TV honorable mentions
Black Summer - What happens at the beginning of Walking Dead, if Walking Dead still had balls.
Walking Dead - extended season 10 - Negan's episode was the best one in a while for the show. Carol and Daryl get pissed owf at each other and the other stus get kidnapped by storm troopers.
Housebroken - Season 1 - the show took forever to get going but is saved mostly by the turtle and some funny lines here and there. Let's hope it gets better.
9-1-1 Season 5. The show has gotten sluggish and C-note bailed out because he's an antivaxxer. Oh well.

Worst of '21
Reminiscence - A major borefest with no bewbs and generally no point. Boring turd.
The Woman in the Window - No Amy Adams oates, typical Oldman, and a stu punk younger kid. It had great cinematography but was generally not that good.

This will be added to as time goes on.
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